I put a post up on Twitter about the scam calls I was getting from scammers claiming to be from CRA. I said in my tweet that I had pressed one. I got a response from my friend Derek who is a published poet. I wanted to know if I was arrested and sent to jail if he would visit. He suggested he would at least send me a note.

I asked if he could write a poem – and just like that Deryck put this up on Twitter for me. He put in the CRA, pushing one, my allegiance to the Montreal Canadians and my blog. Having asked he agreed to my publishing it here! So, thanks Derek.