Bad news: Our flight home from Bermuda was cancelled tonight.

Good news: We’re in Bermuda.

Bad news: My computer’s hard drive has crashed.

Good news: I knew this was about to happen so I had ordered a new one.

Bad news: The new computer is in Toronto.

Good news: We’re in Bermuda.

Bad news: There are no flights tomorrow (Monday) out of Bermuda.

Good news: We’re in Bermuda.