One man was annoyed at his sentimental wife’s constant sniffling as she watched a touching movie on the television. “For goodness sake,” he scolded, “why is it you cry about the imaginary woes ofpeople you’ve never met?” “For the same reason you yell and scream when a man you don’t know scores a goal,” she…
Category: humour
Archie comics
There’s a magazine holder in our house. It does not hold magazines but rather comic books – lots of them! Whenever Carlyle comes over she almost always goes to get them. She brings them to the living room, gets a drink, throws the blanket over herself and gets comfy on the couch. With legs outstretched…
Harvest time
There are quite few big tomatoes in the garden that are starting to turn colour – soon ripe for picking! It’s that time of year. It amazes me that these plants – some 6 feet tall – produce from such a tiny seed these beautiful fruits. Yes, I know it is a fruit. I’m stuggling…
